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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    And even another bit of news. Vandals in SF toppled the statue of Ulysess S. Grant because he was a racist slave owner. Whaaaat? Apparently these vandals don't know shit. Grant married a girl from Virginia and her father owned slaves and gave him one. Grant took him down the the appropriate office and got him his papers saying he was a free man. He freed his slave. Then he led the Union Army in the Civil War abolishing slavery.
    Good grief, this just gets more stupid every day.
     
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  2. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Just watched a video of people working at picking vegetables, damn I worked construction as a young man pick and shovel work in the 50s, lugging crap, in the sun and in the winter, but the pay was union pay and damn good for the times! There is no way I would have liked doing their job.
    I don't know if they are migrants or not and I doubt the pay is decent, but what would we be paying for our food if that was a union job.
    I'd guess they are there because they have to be to get by...or maybe they like the work
     
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      Since we aren't going to use guns to put all the fat cats on welfare out in the fields, Therefore why not suck the blood of the illegals , I mean they are helpless what better situation could we Americans have!
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 23, 2020
    3. msman
      We could have all of the illegals back across the border and all of the welfare riders working.
       
      msman, Jun 23, 2020
    4. Dearelliot
      Would you agree to the many CEOs and corporate owners who steal literally millions going to prison, would you agree to a budget for IRS that would make that possible, a budget for the FBI that would make it possible to catch these guys or do you want less spending at the federal level
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 23, 2020
    5. msman
      If it can be proven they should go to jail. The problem when someone steals millions there are judges and attorneys who want their share of it. Keeping thieves who steal millions out of jail makes millionaires of other people.
      I saw on the news the other day the head of the electric company whose equipment failure caused a wildfire that killed 80 something people. He pleaded guilty 80 something times. No one is even hinting that he should go to jail. Why is that?
      Spending on the federal level does not mean a damn thing. All politicians know they can continue borrowing money as long as there is money. They will never pay it back. None of them ever intended on paying it back.
       
      msman, Jun 23, 2020
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      I don't see it your way but okay
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 23, 2020
  3. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    We've had over 21,000 Kiwi return home during covid.

    (so it is inevitable we will have new import cases , as many are returning from high risk places , like India , Pakistan , the US and Europe and South America)

    over 20,000 have been in quarantine .
    Currently about , or over 4,000 are in quarantine at any time ,
    and possibly still rising .

    We are still having up to about 8,000 tests done per day.

    We have not had any new local/community spread for over 42 days.

    We will continue to have Kiwi returning for the foreseeable future ,
    at hundreds a day ,
    and thousands a week ,

    All requiring quarantining and or isolation , for 14 days , or more.
    That is a massive amount of managed accommodation required in a constant cycle of inwards and outwards ,
    in a relatively small country.


    (So while we're very pissed off with the recent failings , and misleading , and things like "compassionate exemptions" etc.
    It is a difficult and new environment ,
    and
    It dose have to be put into perspective)

    At the same time , it dose not excuse Muppets behaving like and or employing Bunnies.
    They should not have to learn the same lessons twice.
    Not surprising the head , "princess Muppet"
    looks a tad worried at times.
    She should.

     
    1. msman
      You do know those tests are only good for the day they take them?
       
      msman, Jun 23, 2020
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      NO I never woulda known

      Lol, like most.
      You can go out and get infected five minutes after ,
      if your silly enough

      Like a warrant of fitness on your car.

      If you go out and wreck it five minutes later , the warrant becomes invalid.
      It's up to you to keep it up to standard until the next test
      :)

      So your point is
       
      slutwolf, Jun 24, 2020
  4. bigbird

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    In Tudor times, one treatment for rheumatism was to wear an entire donkey skin for up to two weeks.
     
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  5. naztypanty

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    We are no longer in the Holocene. Humans have so affected the Earth's biosphere, almost wholly negatively, that the International Union of Geological Sciences has renamed the Era the Anthopocene, saying it started in 1950.
     
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  6. Rixer

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    Right but you'll feel like a jackass doing it...:stop:
     
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  7. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Ancient Romans had a dedicated ‘Asparagus Fleet’ for transporting the vegetable around the empire.
     
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  8. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    The average density of continental crust is 2.7 grams per cubic centimeter, the average density of oceanic crust it 3.0 g/cm3... so the continents float like the scum layer in a pot of beans.
     
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      You could say that, but I'd assert that aluminum, potassium and sodium rich silicates, especially hydrated ones, are less dense then magnesium and iron anhydrous silicates.
       
      naztypanty, Jun 24, 2020
    3. freethinker
      Hey, I even had to give a civics lesson tonight.
       
      freethinker, Jun 25, 2020
    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I’ve given genetics lessons.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 25, 2020
    5. freethinker
      Um, I could use a sex ed refresher....
       
      freethinker, Jun 25, 2020
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      Uh, I do better with in person tutoring...
       
      freethinker, Jun 25, 2020
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  9. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

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    If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop..
     
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      I can tell you that you should pick it up very fast.
      Pulling on his tail does not stop any thing.
       
      msman, Jun 25, 2020
    3. conroe4
      If you lick a frog's butt, it will get you high.
       
      conroe4, Jun 25, 2020
    4. msman
      I am not going to fall for that one.


      Again
       
      msman, Jun 25, 2020
    5. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Pepé Le Pew original name was going to be Stinky!
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Jun 25, 2020
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      If you lick my butt it gets you high too. :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 25, 2020
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  10. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    It probably can't hop because it would be too busy kicking my ass!!
     
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  11. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

    SoulOfASuperSaiyan Porn Star

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    Egyptian female tests for fertility suggests placing an onion in a woman's vagina; if the scent of the onion was on her breath the next morning, she was considered fertile..
     
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      That would make my dick cry salty tears.
       
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  12. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    And they can sit on their tail.
    images (40).jpeg
    including for kickboxing

    They can't move their back legs one in front of the other ,
    so to walk ,
    they use their tail as a fifth leg.
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    Kangaroos are good swimmers ,

    but they can't move backwards.

    They can hop at along at 35mph ,
    and reach speeds up to 44 mph
    and cover 25 feet in one hop.
    images (51).jpeg
    images (50).jpeg
     
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  13. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

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    Mike Tyson once offered a zookeeper $10,000 to open a cage so he could fight a silverback gorilla? I wonder how many pieces they would have had to pick up if he had....
     
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  14. Mostondave

    Mostondave Sex Machine

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    There are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people
     
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      You think that's interesting ?

      You should get out more ,
      and count some toes n teeth

      :)
       
      slutwolf, Jun 25, 2020
  15. Rixer

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    Okay, the ever so politically correct Dixie Chicks will change their name to just Chicks. They say their name was racist.
    Good grief. :facepalm:
     
    1. freethinker
      Chicks? Isn't that sexist?
       
      freethinker, Jun 25, 2020
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    2. Rixer
      Yes it is. They need to make another name change.
       
      Rixer, Jun 25, 2020
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    3. deegenerate
      Lame! Probably just wanting to get some attention.
       
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  16. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I think they should change it to The Dicker Chicks.
    Screenshot_2020-06-25-12-52-57.jpg
     
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  17. bigbird

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    Buzz Aldrin claimed $33.31 in travel expenses from NASA for his return trip to the Moon.
     
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